Imagine if Sirius could have raised Harry and when he sent a howler to him in his second year for driving the car to school.
"I’M NOT EVEN MAD, I’M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. MERLIN’S BLOODY BALLS I’M PROUD."
And Remus in the background “SIRIUS NO.”
stop making fancy products meant to “prevent rape” and start beating rapists mercilessly with varying sizes of hammers
(Source: 150dollars, via willandjacehateducks)